What? How can Mrs. Shenenequa expect me to research the history of Barney. Why would I want to research BARNEY? I never watched that big fat purple dinosaur. He as never influenced me in any way imaginable.
But anyway, I need to do this or I am going to fail History. I am going to go on FOx on FIre, go to goggle.com, type in Barney and BAM! I get 69,869,990,939,738 results. Oh my gosh. Why would there be so many results. I am going to go to the 6986999093973th page and click on the result page.
Wait what is this? There is an icon on my notification bar. It says that i have a virus called The Virus. Wait a second, I have a virus. On my computer that is. Close, close, close. Okay. Now let me get back onto Fox on Fire. What the @*&! My homepage is a porn site!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!